Score: 10

"Amazing game"

submission: Spewer

date: May 4, 2009

Simple, entertaining, fun but unfortunately also bugged.

I really like this game and I've been playing it non-stop all the way through the end of the bonus chapter. I was a sad little boy when I refreshed this page though and found out I had only received the medals for the first 4 chapters.

I'm not taking any points off because the game is simply amazing and bugs in the medals are no reason to deduct points.

However, one other bug you should take a look at; when I tried to play the game again to see if the medal bug was a temporary problem, I pressed play and the screen turned gray. The game won't play for me anymore (except for map editor; medal still bugged).

I'm sure you're going to fix all of this soon. And besides these issues, I think you've created one of the most entertaining and challenging games yet this year. I just wish I didn't have to play through the last levels again for the medals :P

(seriously, the last chapter and bonus chapter are true tests of patience and anger management!)

Score: 3

"Amazing!"

submission: Triangle n' Octagon

date: January 10, 2009

Keeping the spirit of NG alive there, huh?

Up untill now I've always thought the front page was meant for movies that showed talent. Sure, some pop up once in a while that lack talent but are in some way unique just plain funny.

Too bad that's not the case right now.

I have a hard time believing, well actually I don't because I know it's bullshit, but this would've never made front page if you weren't working for NG. Seriously, this movie (for lack of a better suiting name) lacks pretty much everything it can miss to make a great movie, so why would anyone put it on the front page? It's not even funny!

Great submission get lost in the portal while at the same time this shit takes it's rightful place. Do you think that's worth it? You having a few laughs because this bullshit is on the frontpage and people complaint about it, while at the same time a movie that someone worked on for weeks or months is overlooked?

I'll give you 3 stars for the qualities you've shown us in this movie:
- You can talk and record it: go you!
- You can tween shapes (that's an underrated quality)!
- Bonus point for actually getting me to write this!

I'm not expecting a serious reply to this so just go ahead, be yourself, and write something about dicks or something (because that would be terribly original!).

Love,

Vincoid.

Score: 8

"Amazing!"

submission: FC Tells Da Truth

date: December 18, 2008

Damn I enjoyed that!

Animation was smooth and enjoyable as always, just like your use of color.

I have to ask you though, what is going on with all the Nazi and Hitler stuff in your movies. I enjoy it, but I'm wondering why you put it in there (though it's obvious why it is in this one).

Gotta say that I love the tiny little things in your movies though. For example, in this movie, right in the beginning, the oven full of burning Jews. Not that I have anything against Jewish people or anything, but it's just on eof those tiny details that add to the feel of the entire animation.

I also like how 'Santa' doesn't look like any other Santa I've ever seen. Another one of those things that make your animations so unique.

Score: 9

"Damn right!"

submission: Harry The Harlequin Fetus

date: December 18, 2008

This is like an acid trip gone wrong!

Great colors as usual, awesome animation, very enjoyable and funny too.

Thought the whole topic about the Harlequin was great, and even though you animated a lot of things around it that didn't quite fit in that topic, I loved every single moment of it.

I've always been more of a fan of the 'mainstream' animation, simply because that's all I ever saw. Thanks to your animations and Zekey's animation posts, I'm beginning to appreciate these kinds of animations more and more.
I mean, you can say whatever you want, from how sick you must be to how damaging this is to kids (they'e warned), but you can't deny you have great animating skill.

Score: 9

"Should write more reviews..."

submission: Fucking Kids!

date: December 18, 2008

for your flashes.

I saw the gem a while ago, absolutely loved it. Sure, the movie itself is somewhat disturbing to most people, but I don't care. So there's rape in there, oh wait, IT'S AN ANIMATION!

Anyway, I love what you do in your movies. Your style of animating is very unique, the animation is smooth and the colors look great.
Not only that, but the way you present the entire thing is marvelous and entertaining, a spectacle for my eyes.

Needless to say, I hope you continue making animations in your own style and ignore all the shitheads who think you're not 'mainstream' enough. I will watch all of them.

Score: 9

"Dandy indeed"

submission: Dandy.

date: November 5, 2008

I loved this game. I was excited to play it, seeing as I always love seeing your artwork.

The gameplay was great. Controls were really easy, just like the game.

The only one thing I didn't really like about the game was that it was really easy. I expected the levels to become incleasingly different, but instead they became easier. I was even invincible in the last level.

As for other issues, the score didn't show for me. The counter was on 00000 during the whole game, except for the bonus levels.
Second issue was the frog boss. I floated right in front of him, just above his tungue. This way he couldn't hit me, so I could defeat it easily and without trouble.

Other than that I really enjoyed it.

Score: 6

"Pretty nice"

submission: "Treat"

date: October 28, 2008

I like the atmosphere, but there was some definite room for improvement animation wise.

Let's start with the atmosphere. I liked the flashes, sudden images and distortions. Those things add a lot to a movie, certainly one supposed to be creepy.
The frame around the movie added to the atmosphere too, as well as the overlying texture.

When it comes to animation, I saw a lot that could be better. First thing I noticed was the walkcycle. I'm pretty sure you've noticed it too, but his legs don't move forward and backward, but circle around the middle.

Then there was the lip sync, or the lack off. Of course, this was in the extra part of the movie so I can't really blame you for that, but it would've added a lot to the movie.

The alternative ending was pretty funny though, I give you that.

Score: 7

"WHAT TEH FUCK?"

submission: "trick or treat?"

date: October 28, 2008

Threw you off there, didn't I?

I love this movie man, I think it's a little gem in its own Boogley sort of way. Also reminds me of some of the more experimental animations I've seen on the net, especially in Zekey's cartoon posts.

As for the movie itself, I think the animation was great. Of course, your usual fbf style which I love for its stability, while still remaining squickly. The movement and pace of the movie were great and fit nicely with the music. Could really feel the creepy atmosphere because of that combination.

It's pretty short, though I can't really blame you, for a weekends work, it's great.

Now go write some totally unrelated yet witty reply for which we all love you ;)

Love,

Joe Pesci.

Score: 10

"Great stuff"

submission: Castle Crashing the Beard

date: March 12, 2008

This game is awesome. The gameplay is really simple, but the game itself was pretty tricky at first. Great graphics of course ;)

Only possible improvement I can think of is a quicker upgrade to the pink knight. It's a hilarious one but quite tricky to get because 'The Beard' is almost always defeated before you get to 950 points.

Other than that, I hope Tom finishes Castle Crashers soon so I can buy it.

Great job guys ;)

Score: 9

"It's indeed corrupt..."

submission: Valhalla Knights 2

date: February 5, 2008

This movie is really awesome... untill it stops playing of course. It happened when the third zombie guy stood on the gun. The movie suddenly stopped and it said: "movie not loaded".

Hope you can fix this because I really enjoyed this movie and I would like to see how it continues ;)